The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!

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裁判對絆倒防守球員的小雞說了什麼？「犯規（雞）！」（Fowl 雙關 foul「犯規」與 fowl「家禽 / 雞」）

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?
Fowl

Why was the footballer upset on his birthday?
He got a red card

These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!